Name: Canadian Math
Duration: P00H04M23S
Description: the unforgettable debut of the hottest new jam masters outta Vancouver. a scrappy tune about personal failings and professional wrestling. we hope you enjoy.

Canadian Math

by Majorlaan

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the unforgettable debut of the hottest new jam masters outta Vancouver. a scrappy tune about personal failings and professional wrestling. we hope you enjoy.

lyrics

~lyrics~

uneasy lies the head that has repeatedly hit ground
and every takedown makes the back pain harder to kick out of
my two thirds is your three fourths
I can't measure up
and it can't be forced
I am not here to be your dark horse
counting lights is what I'm for

if you stay by my side
your title dreams are through
the numbers don't lie
and they spell disaster for you

I am one third tired and emotional
at least a quarter braindead
or maybe just hormonal
I am one third the way to being done with all my moaning
and I'm fifty percent sure
I'm better off on my lonesome

if you stay by my side
your title dreams are through
the numbers don't lie
and they spell disaster

I've been thinking too much
it's because my ideas ran out
it's only a matter of time
before you see my health's in doubt
most who try to shock the world
will simply fall flat on their face
is there really any shame
in living just to dodge
disgrace

if you stay by my side
your title dreams are through
the numbers don't lie
and they spell disaster
I cannot meet your eyes
I'm scared of the truth
the numbers don't lie
and they spell disaster for you

holler, if you hear me.

(cheers, scotty)

credits

released September 13, 2018
Majorlaan is:
Ché Rondeau - rhythm guitar, vox, artillery
Gordon Greene - lead guitar, bass, vox
Rowan Jesson - confessions, gang vox
Levi Peter - gang vox, production

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